If Presidents were porn stars…

It's kind of bizarre that last Monday's show was on Presidents' Day, yet there was almost no presidential-trivia content (other than Q: In terms of area, what’s the smallest state John McCain won in the last presidential election?). When it comes to presidential trivia, my mind is extremely cluttered; one might even say my propensity for presidential factoids extends into overkill (had to use that word; that's the title of the song that just came up on Pandora on the Squeeze station). I proved it here last week on Lincoln's birthday, but not at the show. That's the way my mental dice fell.

But my Presidents Weekend was not without presidential minutiae of the trivial sort. In fact, Saturday night, along with my friends Erik Seims (former BQT champ) and Sarah Reynolds, we played an especially trivial game that one could accurately title, "Think of an Immature Porn Star Name Based on the Name of a Former U.S. President." Enjoy!

Presidential Porn Stars
Engorged Washington
Andrew Jacksoff
William Henry Hairysack (we started with "Hairysnatch," then realized the gender confusion)
James K. Pork
Zachary Nailher
Abraclam Lickin'
Ulysses Less Pants (maybe the best)
Chesty A. Arthur
Gropeher Clevage
William Howard Shaft
Warren G. Hard-on
Pervert Hoover
Dwight Naked Thighsenhower
Lickin' Johnson (better yet: El BJ)
Gerald Whored
Rim-me Harder
George Pervert Wanker Bush
Bill Clit-on

This should put a complete and permanent end to people saying they're intimidated by the quizmaster…