July 2, 2008

Before the joke gets old…

I wanted to show you this:



All right, this is silly, yes (I would never allow a backward apostrophe in my logo). And I'm sure you'll have heard about it 34 million times by the end of the weekend. But it dovetails with the joke I referenced at Monday night's show, something I've been repeating for many years: I will be President one day. And all of my friends will have positions in my cabinet and staff. So I waste a lot of time asking people what job they want. Some people are actually qualified (my world traveler friend with a Harvard law degree will be Secretary of State). Some aren't (I'm giving Secretary of Agriculture to a friend who spent a summer on a farm when she was 14).

BUT… one part I didn't mention Monday: All BQT regulars get an ambassadorship. So pick your country, folks (sorry, my No. 1 and 2 stoner friends have already claimed Netherlands and Jamaica respectively).

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