As announced at last week's quiz, this is an actual offer. All I ask: Recommend the BQT to whoever is in charge at your office of organizing the holiday party. If we're hired, you win an actual physical pass that will admit you to the Big Quiz Thing throughout the year of '10. Hell, it doesn't even have to be your office holiday party: any party between now and the end of 2009.
It's hardly above-the-fold news, but the private-party entertainment business isn't at its rip-roaring peak these days. Still, most offices are doing something, and the BQT is a better value than most. (You get a unique show, after all, not the same boilerplate act that a band or a comedian might offer. Plus, I'm awesome.) We have a long list of satisfied customers, and we aim to please.
Questions? E-mail email@example.com. And as for pricing, a relevant quote from Woody Allen's brilliant Broadway Danny Rose:
"My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you—I'll let you have her now at the old price, okay? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all."
November 3, 2009