BQT = fine living

Get this: Monday night's show will be filmed by a crew from the Fine Living Network (me neither), for its forthcoming show Wingman. The website describes it as follows…

Having a hard time finding Mr. or Ms. Right? Maybe it's a lack of confidence, maybe it's your wardrobe, or maybe you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Whatever your particular "maybe" is, our Wingman is here to help. In each episode of the FLN series Wingman, our dating expert, the inimitable Michael Somerville, will take a date-challenged man or woman under his "protective wing" and instruct them on the finer points of finding a prospective date. With Michael's guidance, the lovelorn will learn exactly what they need to do to increase their dating potential, put that advice into practice and have a blast in the process.

I've been told that this Man has taken under his Wing a fellow who complains he can't find "hot smart girls" anywhere in New York City. And Wingy has suggested visiting the Big Quiz Thing, which is a pretty nice vote of confidence. I've prided myself on attracting the sexiest she-nerds in NYC. Be warned, ladies…

Plus, I've been toying with throwing a wrench into this whole Fine Living business (don't worry, I'm too much of a fame whore to act on any of this). DJ Mike has suggested wearing a shirt with obscenities on it; I'm considering crashing in a whole round about the least romantic things imaginable, like your grandmother or the Bhopal gas leak. Discuss.