What celebrities do when they have too much time on their hands

Sherry, the erstwhile door girl of the Big Quiz Thing, turned me on to this:

"Green Porno," a series of bizarre short films written by, codirected by and starring Isabella Rossellini. Apparently, she woke up in the middle of the night some time ago, maybe after an evening of too much malbec or grappa or whatever it is European film royalty drink, and was possessed with the idea of making short films about insects fucking. Thank God someone in showbiz still knows how to use her cultural capital.

These are really demented, but they're great. So simple in concept but so clever in execution. They're all excellent, but probably the sickest is the "Snail" one.