February 12, 2010

The Top 43 Sexiest Presidents

I was just forwarded this from Fat Kids regular Brian: The Top 43 Sexiest Presidents (as opposed to the bottom 43?). Great stuff here from Nerve; historically accurate and funny. And bravo for making my man TR the No. 1 sexiest President.

But since I am who I am, here's where I disagree. Keep in mind, BTW, I am indeed heterosexual:

-- While I like the sentiment behind "Bush is great one-night-stand material for all the same reasons that he was a terrible president," and I'm aware of how my political opinions might color my sexiness opinions, I would put Dubya way lower on the list than No. 7. Yeah, he was a party boy, but he always struck me as the kind of jock who was more into violence than sex. In other words, ladies, you probably wouldn't come.

-- Some of those obscure 19th century guys were pretty damn handsome. Credit for recognizing Franklin Pierce at No. 5 (I've read more than one historian who proclaimed him the most handsome Prez), but James K. Polk was quite striking; No. 12 might be too low. And Chester Arthur at No. 28? He may have been our most stylish President, and in an era of ubiquitous politician facial hair, he made the fashion-forward choice to wear muttonchops. Plus, yes, Rutherford B. Hayes's beard was proto–ZZ Top, but check him out as a clean-shaven young man. Sexxxy!
-- Warren Harding is way down at No. 41. I agree, he "had a face like putty," but apparently, in 1920, he was considered rather handsome. There's widespread belief that part of the reason the Republicans nominated him in 1920 is that he appealed to women, in the first presidential election they were able to vote.
But I pick in the nitty way. Get excited for "Presidential Limericks" at this Monday's BQT.

20 comments:

Aaron Grunfeld said...
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Aaron Grunfeld said...

I call BS on James Madison. Just cuz the man's 5'4" doesn't make him a bottom-feeder.

Plus, wasn't Lincoln infamously unattractive? Like, didn't he grew the beard to hide his plug-ugly face? No way Abe's top ten!

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