Jackets for sale, appetizing young jackets for sale…

I just got home from hosting a private party for a corporation whose identity will go undisclosed (seriously—they made me sign a contract and everything). Always great fun, watching my work facilitate drunken office hookups.

It's pretty predictable at this point that someone at a private party will make a comment about my shiny jacket. The coat is a little more shticky than what they expected from an office trivia party, but hey, shticky's my game. But tonight, postgame, as I collected answer pads and passed out postcards, I got no fewer than three specific requests of where one could purchase a jacket like mine. I was wearing the second of my two coats, by the way, the "Star" model, as I call it:'
Cool, right? Here's the back, as worn by me and delighting my friend Virginia:
The jacket is the handiwork of my friend Sherry, possibly known to you as the BQT's most frequent door girl (and currently a stalwart member of Jefferson Davis Starship). My aunt gave me a cheesy sport jacket that she found in the wilds of her suburban closet (still had the 1983 Patti LaBelle ticket stub in the pocket) and Sherry gimmicked it up with puffy paint. So it's indeed one of a kind. But after speaking with Sherry, I'm happy to report that yes, this model is for sale. She will customize a jacket if you so desire; the cost ranges from, oh, $100 to $200. E-mail her at sherrys@inbox.com, and witness the magic.

While we're at it, the original quizmaster jacket, the "Stripe" model, also the work of Sherry:
Do I worry that the streets will be swarming with people wearing a jacket like mine, and I'll lose my uniqueness? Not really…how many of those people will be using the word figureoutable?