Tonight's NOT-SO-SECRET SECRET CLUE!

The Big '80s Quiz Thing is tonight, friends! We're at the Cutting Room for five rounds of the world's greatest trivia about the decade that time refused to forget! Live band karaoke from the Human Karaoke Experience! Prizes! Joy! Etc.!

A few reminders…

—Doors at 7pm, when the karaoke starts; quiz begins at 7:30. There'll be more karaoke between rounds; we'll try to get as many people singing as humanly possible. Song list here.

—$15 minimum for food and drink. Come have dinner.

—And of course, the Not-So-Secret Secret Clue. Use this clue tonight when your quizmaster gives the word…

Tom Cruise!

Ah, the '80s, back when Tom Cruise was just a movie star with a lovable smile and not a bat-shit crazy emblem of tabloid-culture excess. Use it in good health, my friends. See you at 7.