Tonight's Not-So-Secret Secret Clue

I want to say that tonight's Big Quiz Thing has an especially outstanding prize haul, but dammit, I've been saying that a lot lately. Nonetheless, I speak the truth (thanks largely to our A-plus production partners at Second Bolt)—the $300 jackpot, plus tix to the Bronx Zoo, the Brooklyn Museum, and Silence! The Musical, intoxicating joy from the Brooklyn Brewery, and more of the usual fun stuff. Sometimes, at least, life is good.

And, and, and…your favorite live quiz of all time. We have "The Baby Name Countdown," "The Olympic Spelling Bee," "Never Break the Rhyming Chain," "Gossip Mag A-Go-Go," the Text Message Challenge, plentiful amounts more.

Need help for the game? Here you go: the Not-So-Secret Secret Clue. Remember this, and use it wisely when I give the word…

I don’t think they were related to Archie

Don't even bother trying to guess; you'll have more fun if you don't. It's 7:30 tonight, Littlefield in Brooklyn (yes, we'll be back in Manhattan soon), $12, fun galore.