Marathon prize sponsor: Museum of Sex

Hey, everyone: Sex! Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex…[vocal drum roll sound]…SEX! (Thanks to that sentence, this blog will come up whenever anyone googles "sex." Totally.)

Yes, sex. (Nearly) everyone likes sex, even unsexy people, which is why this is a particularly awesome prize for our quickly approaching Tenth Anniversary Quiz Show Marathon Spectacular: a bunch of free tickets to the Museum of Sex.

I logged on to MoSex's website just now, and I was confronted by an image of a cartoon Wonder Woman giving…how shall I put this in SFW terms?…both oral and mammillary favors to an unseen gentleman, as part of an exhibit called "Universe of Desire." Nearby, Bert's doing Ernie, Leela from Futurama is going down on Homer Simspon. So know what you're getting into.

Other exhibits, past, present or future. All are exactly what they sound like, and all look fascinating:

"Action: Sex and the Moving Image"

"The Sex Lives of Animals"

"Rubbers: The Life, History and Struggle of the Condom"

"Golden Girls of Porn" (Now that I read that title again, that's not exactly what it may sound like. Nothing to do with Bea and Ruth and Betty, I mean.)

And there's also a café and, naturally, a gift shop. Why have I not been to this museum?

Why have you not been? Win a free pass at the Marathon, and you'll have absolutely zero excuse (unless you're under 18, sorry to say). The Museum of Sex is on Fifth Avenue at 27th Street in Manhattan; learn more here, and buy your Marathon tickets now.

Marathon prize sponsors: Birch Coffee, Lionel Trains, The Artifice Group's Strange Things, The Bubble Lounge, the best of Off Broadway, more in this space soon…