Yes, sir! THE NOT-SO-SECRET SECRET CLUE!

Tonight it is, citizens: The Hail to the Trivial Presidential Spectacular. We got the $300 cash jackpot, goodies from The New-York Historical Society and Housing Works Bookstore, and—as sure as empty promises in campaign season—five rounds of the world's greatest presidential trivia. This is why I got into the business, come to think of it (dude, I've even read a book about James K. Polk). 7:30pm, at our old stomping grounds of Crash Mansion, on ye olde Lower East Side.

And, to give you that good ol' democratic advantage, here it is, your Not-So-Secret Secret Clue. Take it, cherish it like your copy of the Constitution, and use it tonight when I give the word. And it is…

I absolutely 100% guarantee you’ve heard of him.

That's all you get…for now. What, you expect the President to magically solve all your problems? 7:30pm, Crash Mansion.